'Get Ready To Puke'  ÜÜÜÜ  ßßßÛ²ßßßÛ² ²Û ÛÛßßßÛÛܲßß ß²Û ÛÛßßßÛ² ܲßßß ²Û°ßßßÛ²ßßßÛ² ²۰ܲ ² Û   °Û² °Û²ßßß ²Û°Û²ßß Üܰ ßß °Û²ßßß ²Û Û²°ßßßß Û²ßßß²Û°Û ² °Û²ßßß²Û ßßÛ²ßßß ²Ûß ²ß ß ßß ²ßßß ßßßßß² ßßßß ßß ßßß° ßß  ²ß ßßß° ßß ß ²ß ßßßßß  ßß²Û ² ÜÜ ßÛÛÛ²ÛÜ ÜܰßÛÛÛÛßÜÛÛÛßßßßßß ÛÛÛ² ÛÛÛÛß ²Ü ßÛÛÛ²ß Ü ßÛÛÛÛßÜ ÛÛÛßßßßßßÛÛÛ² ÜÜÜ  ÛÛÛ ²Ûß± ߲ܰßÛ ²ßÛÛ ²Ûß²ÜÜÜÜßþÜÜÜ Ü ²Ûß² ÛÛÛÛ ²ßÛ± ÛÛÛÝÞÛß²ÝÛßß²ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜ °ÛÛÛ °²Û² ±Ý Û° Ü ß²Ü° ±ÛÛ²°±ÝÛ ± ÜÜÜÜÝÞ²ÛÛÝ±Ý  ± Û²Û² ± ° Û²ÛÝÞ° ±²ÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ  ß²Ûß² Þ²Û° ² ÛÛ °ÛÛ° ²ÛÜ ß°Ü°Û°± °°ÛÛ° ß²Û ²°Þ±ßݲ°ÛÛ° ß±²ß°° °  ß ²ß°°ÛÛ° ²ßß²°ß²Û ²ÝÞ°Û±Ý ²Û   ßß ÜÛÜܱÜ ßßß° ß Ûܱ°Ü ßßÛ°ÜÜÜ ÜÜÛ°Ûß° ßß °ÛÜÜÜܲ°ßß² ÛÜÜÜܱßß° °ßß ±ÛÜÜÜÜܰ Ûß°ßßß   ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ  °  Issue No.1 An Official Apathy Productions( tm) Public Update September 1995 °  ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Well, I already wrote an info file, but I couldn't r esist this ;). Any- way, this is the first Apathy pac k, but our roster has changed quite a bit from the fi rst time I started getting Apathy together. Hmm, I  guess I should say something clever to fill up this space. Well, school is starting soon, so pro- duction in the scene will probably go down due to lack of t ime. School sucks. Hey, all you art scene geeks, com e join Apathy, it's really fun, and neato. ° °ßß°ÛÜ ° ß²ßß°ÛÜ °ß²  ²ßß ²ßß °±Û° ±Û ± ±Û° °Û± ±Û ° °ÛÛ °ÛÛ °Üܲ  ÜÜÜܲ²Ü²° ²Û² ²Ü² ° ²Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü² °Ü²² ÜÜßß Û ÜßÛ  Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛßßßßß ÛÛÛ ²ÛÛ °² ÛÛßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßß²  Û ßßß ÛÛ² ßßßßßßß ßßßß ßß²ßßßß Û  Û°° °°ß²ßß °²  ²ß²ßß²ßÜßß²ßÜ °ß²ßß°ÛÜ ° ß²ßß²ßÜßß²ßÜ ° ß²ß߲߰ °ß² ßß°ÛÜ °ß²ßß²ß Ü ²ß²ßßßßß   °±Û° °ÛÛ °Û° ±Û ° °Û± ±Û° °ÛÛ °Û° ±Û ° °ÛÛ ±Û ° °Û± ±Û° °ÛÛ ßßßßßÛÛÛ°  ²²Ü²° °Ü² °Ü²  ²Ü²° ²Ü² ²Ü² ° °Ü² °Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü² ²Ü² ° ²Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü ²²  ßßßÛÛ² ²ÛÛ ° ²ÛÛ ÛÛÛßßßßß ÛÛ² ²ÛÛ °² ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ²ÛÛ ÛÛÛßßßßß ÛÛ² ßßß ÛÛ²  ²ÛÛßßßß ßßß ßßß ÛÛÛ ßßßßßßß ßß ß ßßß ÛÛÛ ßßßßßß ßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßß ßß ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿  We begin our lis ting of the new members of the ³Þ²ÛÛßß ÜÜܲÜܲÜÜÜ ßßÛÛ Ûݳ  Apathy drawing club with the return of  an old ³ÞÛß Ü²ÞÛÛÛÛÛßÜÜßÛܲÜ ß ²ݳ  friend; Nivek Ogre, a lso known as Borys, has ³ÞÝ °ÜÜ ÜßÛÛßßÜßßÜÜ Û²² Þݳ  started drawing again and came back to Apathy o nce ³Þ ÞÛÛÛÜ²ß . ßÛÜÜÛÛÛ²Ý ݳ  more to i mpress us with his neato drawing skills. ³ ßÜÜßÝÝ ß ܲ Þ ÞÛÜÛ²²± ³  Next, we g ot ex-CiA artist Village Idiot, who's a ³Þ Þ°ÛÜÜÜÜ ßß ÜÜÛÛÛ ²²±Ý ݳ  pretty neat guy, decid ed he wanted to draw for the ³ÞÝ ² ßßÜÜÛÛÜÜÛÛÜÜßß²±° Þݳ   Apathy ansi crew. Former Vapor artist and just ³ÞÛÜ ßÞ°ÛÛÛÛÛÛ² ²²Ý±Ûß ÜÛݳ  plain ne at guy Sir Death makes his ascii debut in ³Þ²Ûß ÜßßÛÛ²²±° ßß ÜÜÛÛßݳ  this pack (I think). Also joini ng us is FUTiLE guy ³ÞÛß °ÛßÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜÛ° ÝßßÜ۲ݳ  Ewheat (he was in Disco too). Warner Studios staff ³Þß °ÛÛßÛß Üß °Ýßß ² ÞÛÛÛݳ  guy Iridesce nt (a.k.a Eternal Chaos)  has decided ³Þ ÞÛÛ ÞÛÝÞ²Û ÜÛ Û ° ÛÛÛ²ݳ  to do some shit for us too.  STAB artist Captin  is ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´  going to be  doing some ansi and rip stu ff for us, ³  Iridescent pulls out  ³  as is  Blenderhead of Un ion. Finally,  Apocalypse ³ his eyeball and shows ³  of D isco will be doing stuff for us.  Also, C idica ³it to everyone. ³  is our  new mascot.   We can  only hope  that their  ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ stay  with us  will be as  groovy as the trip here  was. There's no other new members, so I'll fillÚÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ up this section with step-by-step instructions ³Þ ÜßÛß ÜÛÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛݳ on how to make a water bong. First, get a jar³ Þ²Û² Ü °ßÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ Û°° ßܲݳ with a metal lid. Poke holes on opposite sides³ ÞÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ °°°±±Ü ßÛݳ of the lid, and glue two pieces of aquarium ³Þ Û ÜÛ ÜÜÛÜÛÛÛÜÜÜ ß²²Û Ûݳ tubing into the holes (one going into the jar, ³Þ  ÜÛÛÜßÜÜÜßßÜÜÜß² ÜÛßÛÜ Ý³ the other poking up a few inches). Have a tiny ³ ÜÛÛ°ÝÞÛß²ÝÞÛß ²ÝÞÛÛ²²²Ü ³ piece of the tubing going into the jar poking³ ÞÛ°ÛÜß ßßßÜÜßßß ÜßÜÛ±±±²ݳ out of the top. Glue a metal Craftsman socket³  ßÛÛÛßÛÜ °ÜÛÛÜÜÜÛÛ °°°±ß ³ over the bit of tubing sticking out (the size³ Þ ß°ÛÛßßßÜ Ü²ßßßÛÜ Û°ß Ý³ depends on how big you want your bowl to be).³ ÞÛ ß°ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛ°ß  Ûݳ Take a piece of tinfoil, and line the inside of³ ÞßÜÜ °°ÛÛÜ Üܲ°ÛÛ °ß Û²ݳ the socket with it, making a bowl shape. Then,³  Û²ÛÝ ²°°ÛÛßßÛÛÛÛ² ÜÛÜÛݳ take a pin and poke several small holes in theà ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ foil (this is your nifty little filter). Fill³   "Help! I'm an oddly  ³ the jar about halfway full with water (so that³   shaped.. thing!" ex- ³ the tube goes into the water, screw the lid on ³   claims mascot Cidica. ³ the jar, load your bowl, and spark up. Yay!ÀÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ °ß²ßßßßß °ß²ßß °ÛÜ °ß²ßß°ÛÜ °ß² ²ß° ßßßß ßß° °ßßßßßÛÛÛ ±Û° °Û± ±Û ° °Û± ±Û° ÛÛÛ ° Û°ßß°Û°° Üܲ Üß²²²Ü²° °Ü ² ²Ü²° ²Ü² ²Ü² ° ²Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü² ²Û² °² Û±² ÜÜßß Û ÜßÛ ßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßÛÛ² ²ÛÛ ÛÛ Ûßßßßß ÛÛÛßßßßß ÛÛÛ ²ÛÛ ÛÜÛ ÛÛ²ßßßßßß ßßß  ßßßßßßß ßßßßßßß ßßßßßßß ßßßßÛÛÛ  ßßßßÛÛÛ ßßßßß ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ The excess of fr ee  time  many of us encounter ³ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßÛÛÛÛݳ during  the  summer may be half par tially ³Þ²ßÜÛß ÜÛÛ°Û ßÛÜÜ ßÜ ²Û²ݳresponsible   for   the prolific creation and ³Þ ÜÜ ÞÛ ÜÜÜ ßßßßßÛÝ ÛÛݳ d emolition of so  many  new groups d uring these ³ ÞÛÜß ß ²ÛÛÜÛÜÛÛÛÜ Û ÜÜ ³ three hectic  months. That has nothing to do  with ³Þ ßÜÛßÜ ßßß ßÜß²ß ßÜÛÝ ³any members leaving, but these g uys, original ³ÞÝÞ°ÛÛ°ß ÜÛßßÛÜÜ ÜÜß°Ü ß ³ Apathy members, have left: Om ot (left the scene), ³ÞÝÞ²°°Û ßßÜÛÛ²ß Û°°°²Ý²Ý³Mor bid Fixation  (joined Dark), and Leper Me ssiah ³Þß ßßßßßÛÜ ÜÜÛÜܲ²²ÝÞݳ (the lit guy, not the TOA guy, he left the scene. ³Þ Ûß²ßß °°ßßßÜÜ  ³Neato-keen. Their   unique   talents and styles ³ÞÝ ÜÜÜß² ÜÜ ÜÜ ßß²Ü ßÞݳ have been a  constant in Apathy's  releases (or ³ÞÛÜ ßß ÜÛ²ß ßß²  ßß ÛÛݳnot :), and they've been  good friends. They'll all ³Þ²Û² ÜÛÜÜ ÜÜÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÜß۲ݳ  be sorely mythed. ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ Omot breaks the world ³ Hey, let's all si ng the Violent Femmes `Blister ³ record by smoking six ³ in the Sun'. "When I'm a-walkin' I strut my stuff, ³ joints.. at once.. ³and I 'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite, I just  ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ might stop to check you o ut. Let me go on, like a blister in the sun, let me go on, big hands i know you're the one." Ahem.  Our influence around the world  has  been  greatly expanded by the vario us facets of the  Internet,  but  one  must  always  still  rely  on  the faithful bulletin board for smaller-scale dealings. As such,  w e have named several new bulletin boards  loc ated  internationally  to  fa cilitate communication between our members and our distribution  to  even t he most remotest of locales. These new sites consist of the following:  Sadistic Temple is our temporary World Headquarters, until poO! goes up. Blah!, The Graveya rd Shift, Therapy, Brand X, and Tainted Meat are all member boards. Hmm.. let's talk about the scene. Uh.. group wars. Ne ato. There's always been one between ACiD and iCE (although iCE is pretty much  handing ACiD their asses in the ansi department righ t now, since ACiD lost several good members to Legend). Um, speaking of Legend, rumors are flying that they 've died, or merged with ACiD, or whatever. What I hear is that Neurotic went ba ck to Union, Deeply Disturbed and Master Ken went to ACiD, and Somms is running Legend now. I dunno what's up, I guess we'll find out.  °ß²ßß °ß² ²ßß ²ßß ° °ßß°ÛÜ  °ß²ß߲߰ßßß߲߰  °ß²ßß²ßÜßß²ß Ü ßßß  °ß ßß  Ü °±Û° °ÛÛ °ÛÛ ±Û° ±Û±°±Û ° °ÛÛ° °ß °ßß°ÛÛ ±Û ° °ÛÛ °Û °ÛÛ°°  ÜÜÜ °±²  ²²Ü²° °Ü² °Ü ² ²Ü²° ²Û²²²Ü² ° °Ü²² °²Ü²° °Ü² ²Ü²° °Ü ² °Ü²° °°Û ²²  ܲ²° ßßßßßÛÛÛ ²ÛÛ °²ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ²ÛÛßßßÛÛÛ ²ÛÛ ÛÛ² ²Û Û °²ÛÛßßß²Û²ßßß ßßßßßß ßß ßßßß ßßßßßßß ßßß ÛÛ² ßßßßßß ßßßßÛÛÛ ßßß ßßß ÛÛÛ ßß    ßßß What the hell does that say up there? 'WNBAMI?' Whaf uck? Humm.. anywho, well, in miscellaneous Apathy new s, Saint Sinner changed his handle to Misfit , and Borys changed his nick to Nivek Ogre. Sir Death was rumored to have changed his ha ndle to Pussywillow, but it was later reveale d that Pussywillow is just what his mom calls him ;) . Also, Village Idiot confided in me that his  deepest, darkest fantasy is to have oral sex with a giraffe (really d eep throat). ßßßßßß° ßßß °ß² ßßßßß  Üܲ°Û°ßß °Û° ÛÛ° ßßßß ßÛÛÛ°ÜÛ ÜÜßß Û ÜßÛ°²Û²  °²Û± °Û ² ²Ü²° °Ü² ²Üß ² Üß² ßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÜÛ  ÛÛ² ²Û²  ÛÛ² ²ÛÛßßßßßß  ßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßÛÛÛ  ßß ßßßßßßß  Well, that 'AIS' up there is supposed to stand for ACiD In formation Services, but it looks like it says 'DIS', like "Yo, punk, don't be di ssin' me!" Ergo, I am dedicating this section to t he one person in this world that i'd like to slap, kick, hit, throw, stomp, shove a baseball bat up their  ass, smack around, and generally plot the death of: My Mom. I hate that  fucking retarded-ass bitch so much. My Dad is kind of a dick too, but he buy s me stuff, so I can stand him. Oh, and Rush Li mbaugh. Fucking asshole.  ß߲߰ °ß²ßß°ÛÜ ° ° ßß°ÛÜ °ß²ßß²ß °  ÜÜ °±Û° °Û± ±Û ° ±Û± ÛÛ ° °Û±° Üܲ ÜÜß ²Üܲ²Ü²° ²Ü² ²Ü² ° ²Û² ²ܰ° ²Ü²²ÜÜßß Û ÜßÛ    ÛÛÛßßßßß ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ² ÛÛÛßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß    ßßßßßßß ßßß ÛÛ²  ßßßß ßß   Well, that's about it. My sincerest apoligies ÚÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ to RaD Man, Lord Jazz, and any of  the original  ³ÞÛÛß ÜÜÛÛßÛß°ßÛÜ Ü ßÛÛÛÛݳ peeps who made this info file, but hey, this is ³Þ Û Ü±°°ÛßßßßßÛÛܰ±Ü ßÜÜ ³ funny ;). Um, I don't have a steady e-mail ³Þ  Þ²±±± ܲÜßÜ ßßßß ²ÝÞÛÛݳ address right now. You can try sinnah@free.org, ³Þ Ûܲßßþ°ßßß ÜßÛ ²Ü Û Û²ݳ but i don't call there much anymore. My board, ³Þ Ü Û ÜÛß²Ü ÛÜ ßßß  Ü ÜÛÛݳ poO!, should be up by the end of next month, so ³ÞÛ Ü ßßß ÜßÛßßÛÛÛ°Ü  ²Ûݳ you'll be able to get all the latest Apathy info ³Þ Û ²°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÛÜÛÛ°°±ÝÞÛݳ there, until then, just get it off of the various ³Þ ² Þ±°ÛÛßþ.ß°±² ß Ûݳ members and their boards. Oh yeah, find me on irc ³Þ ßßþ ßß°ܰßÛÜÛÜ Üßß ÜÛÛݳ and /MSG me this line and i'll give ya a distro:³  ܰܰ Ü ß ÞÛÜÛÛ Û ß²Ûݳ ³ ßßÛ Û°Ü Þ ÞÛÛ ß²ÝÞÛÛÜÜ ݳ  Psion is a homersexual.  ³Þ ÜݰßÜÝ ÛÛ ßÛÛß Ü °ßܰÛ ³   ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ Exactly in those words. If not, I'll just ³ "Uh, don't try the key ³ laugh a little, and make fun at your expense. Any ³  lime pie, it tastes  ³ way, I hope you enjoy the pack. Feel free to beat ³  funny," mumbles a be- ³ off to the neat art in here, I know I will ;). ³ wildered Nivek Ogre. ³  ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ   Cr edits:  Writers:  RaD Man, The Calibre, MindCrime, and Cthu lu Edited by:  Misfit [Apathy Presiden t]  Photographer:  Lord Jazz   ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ SAUCE00Apathy Newsletter Issue #1 misfit apathy! 19950828µ]P²