How to Steal
                               Hints and Tricks

        Stealing is one of the better ways to get something without paying for
it.  Sure, there's carding, and counterfit money and other things, but they
are a pain.  Stealing is easy, effective, it's drawback is the risk factor
involved in making the swipe.  Here's some tips on how not to get caught.

1. Scope the place out.  Find out where the surveillance cameras are (usually
near the more expensive items) and what it is that you plan to steal.
2. Dress conservatively, don't wear a back pack.  A good idea is to have a 
friend go in before you wearing black, looking suspicious, etc. Once all the
attention is focused on him, you'll be able to get what you want easy.
3. Watch out for those metal stickers on stuff, make sure to peel them off.
4. Make the move slow, calm, whatever, on the way out, stop to look at some-
thing, that should throw anyone suspicious of you off.
5. Removing the outer packaging of something will make it a lot less bulky and
therefore easier to steal.
6. To really make an easy swipe, make yourself a time-delay bomb.  Put it near
the back of the store, far away from the exit, and what you want to steal.  
Make it go off in about 10 minutes or so, to dispell any thoughts that you
were the one who had planted it.  Once the bomb goes off, as everyone looks to
see what happened, get what you want, and just walk off.

That's it, maybe now you can go steal something,

                                                        -AAA
                                                        Fight the Power

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