Ways to Get Free Shit

    After lots of experience ripping things off, and even getting caught
a couple of times, I have finally found a great way to get cold hard cash from
stores.  It involves a little brain power but anyone out there who is still
breathing should be able to do it.
1. Walk into any store (food store, drug store, store in the mall, etc.)
2. Look around for receipts lying on the gruond (most people just get their 
receipts and chuck them)
3. Look what is on the receipt, and go in the store and get it.  For example,
if extra-large condoms were on the list, you'd go into the store and get them
off the rack.
4. Go up to a register, give them the receipt, and say you want a refund for
them.
5. You're now set, you will probably have to fill out your address and name
and all that shit, but it doesn't matter, you'll get your money back for 
something you never even bought.  I've been using this method for a while.
One word of caution though, don't do this too much in one store, these people
are dumb, but even they will catch on.  I have a cycle of about 5 stores that
I do this in over a period of a month.  Another little variation is to buy 
something, keep the receipt, and get another of what you bought from the store
and return it.  This way you'll be getting what you got for free.
                                                        
                                                        -AAA
                                                        Fight the Power