The Old Was Once New
When that old joke was new,I
t was not hard to joke,And puns we
 now pooh-pooh,Great laughter would prev
oke.True genius was seldom hear
d,And humor shown by few,
Why did the chicken cross the road,
And that old joke was new.I
t passed indeed for genius,Di
d this achievement rare,When down your 
friend would sit,To steal away his chai
r.You brought him to the floo
r,You bruised him black and blue
,And this would cause a roar,
When your old joke was new.
- Power Blade
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