your momdOUGLAS mAN vS. kING mILEAGE
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ÄÄÄone day, douglas man and ki
ng mileage were in a friend's car, taking a ride tojanelle
ville...king mileage was laughing out loud about there being so 
muchmileage between here and janelleville...."yOU fOOL!!",
 douglas man cried out.."i lIVED cLOSE tO dOUGLAS!1! i kNO
W tHIS 'hOOD!!"..."yes, douglas man," kingmileage said,"bu
t i lived close to douglas as well.." "hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA",
douglas man laughed wickedly..."i lIVED a wHOLE sTREET cLOSER
!1!" king mileage,shocked, hung his head in shame...but, l
ooked up hopefully and said," bITCH!1!..i bET cH0 sHIT fII dAHLU
HZ dAT iT 10 mILEZ!1!" "i-iGHT", douglas man said."sHIT.iT oNLY 
bE lIKE 2 mILEZzZz!!" "2 mILEZzZzZ?!??!1/!/?11!...sHEEEEEEEEEEEI
T nAW...iTZzZ lIKE 10...", king mileage replied..."nAW nIGGA", r
etorted douglas man..."yO aSS sED aT lEEEST 10 mILEZzZz!1
!" king mileage threw up a phat grill todouglas man..."fU
UUUUUUUUUUUCK dAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAT!11!!1!", king mileage plunged
his scepter into douglas man's head..."oWWOWoWOwOWWsHEEEEEEE
EEiTnIGGA!!1!",douglas man yelled as he pulled out his ro
ad map and stuck it in king mileage'seye. by about this t
ime the car had crashed into a pole killing douglas man,k
ing mileage, and the driver, as well as a few farm animals....