This interview was made on November 21st, 1994. Interviewer is Pestilence[raid coodinator] interviewee is Prophet[raid ansi artist] Pestilence> ok, anyways, shall we begin? Prophet: pfft Pestilence> hehe Pestilence> So, your name is prophet... obviously.... how'd you pick such a ... lame name? Prophet: yeh yeh Prophet: sh00t dadio! Pestilence> argh Pestilence> /msg betrayer he hadda go out or something, not sure Prophet: well..... i always like that name, saw it on Image Comics. prophet has suck BIG muscles and is awsome and stronge.. like me! :) Prophet: oops// typo.. now it sounds sick.. Pestilence> shia, big muscles... you wish, eh? hehehe, so, what are your physical features? i.e hair colour, etc. Prophet: well.. i'm tall, dark and handsome.. everything a girl would want Pestilence> /msg betrayer uhhh, don't know.. argh, trying to do an interview dammit!!!! heheheheheh:) i'll get back to you in 15 mins Pestilence> argh, betrayer keeps messaging me and bugging me!! argh, anyways, hehe, you wish.. so, your in raid, what got you into drawing ansi? Pestilence> or how did you start? Betrayer breaks in. *Betrayer* sorry Prophet: well.. me bro, Havoc, started first then i jumped in. at first, i did pics and he did fonts.. now its reversed.. Pestilence> /msg betrayer heheh, ads spice to the interview, eH? Pestilence> why don't you do pics? you just suck? or canna do them? Prophet: cannaaa do'm no more :( or.. maybe i can, i just never tried in like 6 months Pestilence> heheheh, yah, that little handicap of not being able to visualize the picture... sigh... heheh, what is this, the third interview eh? argh.. canna get it right.. ahwel, anyways, what do you do when your not a modem geek or irc doode? BETRAYER breaks IN.. *Betrayer* yea.. hehe.. dont include me fucker.. =) btw: whos interviewing who? Pestilence> /msg betrayer hehehehe, sorry, you are included:) heheh, i'm interviewing Prophet:) Pestilence> damn boy, you type slow!!! Prophet: hey.. i have to live with my diversity.. (fuck, that retarded motivative speaker). maybe it would've worked if you didn't jack off and cum all over your damn keyboard. well.. other than modemming and ircing. i go to school (duh!) and flirt with all the chicks... Prophet: i type much text Pestilence> heh, you wish hey, betrayer says "thanks prophet and shit, and you rule:) Prophet: oh.. and i go to metrotown.. and all the k-kool malls and the like.. blah blah Pestilence> hey, your not one of those losers that'r 4'9 and threaten a 6'2, and then get shitkicked, and do it all over again, are you??? Prophet: yeh.. i play roller hockey, tennis, and sometimes soccer Prophet: cool.... another one of the Ph fan club Pestilence> heh Prophet: no way.. i'm 5'3 and threaten 6' guys and kick the shit outta them Pestilence> hehehehe, sigh... so, what type of music do you listen to? Nine inch Nailz? Ministry! Whitney Houstan Prophet: pfft.. nine inch nails, ha! ministry. such music rots yer mind boy! I listen to Nirvana, Green Day and Stone Temple Pilots... they're more educational Pestilence> bah!! ministry!! i can hear it now "i wannna diiieee... like jaayy eeeffff kaaaayyyyyyyyyy"... sigh... they rock! Hey, can't forget Crash Test Dummies, their Superman song is the best!! "Superrrman neevver madde any mooooneey, saaving the woorld frroom solomonandgrundyyy, sommtimes i despair the woorld will never see anotherr man, liiiike hiiiiiiim......" Prophet: damn, foo.. YOU type slow Prophet: sure.. whatever man.... crash test dummies suck shit from hell Pestilence> ARRRGHH!! lOSER!!! superman's comming for youu!!! Pestilence> heheheh Prophet: superman won't happen to be 6', would he? >] Pestilence> heheheh, no he's 5'11 1/2:) hehehehe, hey, do you read comics at all? Prophet: uhmm... well.. pes, may i call you pes? what IS reading? looking at the words, or lookin' and actually understanding.. one a roman philosopher said "readin' sux"...blah blah Pestilence> yah, you can call me pes... well, reading a comic is like checking out the pictures, reading the caption, looking at each individual picture and deciding on how it relates... my opinion is comics are better than movies.. more violent... Prophet: now, if you ask "do i have comix" that's a whole different question Prophet: pesti is funny Pestilence> ok, prophy, do you "have" comics? Prophet: funny lookin' that is Prophet: yes i have comics, and the best ones are PROPHET of Image comix.. they rule.. its like me. big, strong, kick ass! Pestilence> no way man, x-men/factor/etc rock, spawn 1-25 KICKS, and of course, aliens and x-o manowar:) hehehehe, anywyas, that's for another discussion!! heheh, so, your in raid as an asni artist, what do you think about as your starting up a new pic? Prophet: could you spit out the pot and re-write the question, pes? Pestilence> garbled? ok, sure.... anyways, so, your in raid as an ansi artist... when your starting up a new ansi, what goes through your mind? Prophet: well.. the letters that i'm going to draw, (ddddduh! my names forest gump...) i slap in my nirvana tape and just draw away.. dadi0! i think about how i will shade/color it.. and the usual stuff... Pestilence> yah, i understand heheh, yah, neurotic rocks allright... gee.. prophet's ok i guess... hehehe, you know, in UG you were rated pretty good by eerie, how does that make you feel? Prophet: well.. lemme explain my Eg0 point system (muahahha) in my mind, i got this meter and every time i get good ratings, like that one, the meters goes up. and then that makes me all yummy inside and i go and masterbate and i feel so arrogant and cocky. the next day i'm happy at school.. and i think the girls dig it! :) i guess the loads of sugar intake contributes to my actions too... Pestilence> uhhh, yah, so, from that paragraph, and having talked to you, uhh, you have a pretty large ego, eh? Prophet: see... right now i'm kinda hyper... Pestilence> yah, i could understand why your hyper, talking to me and all... being interviewed by the great pestilence... gee, would get anyone excited Prophet: you bet your fat-ass! Prophet: i Prophet: do Prophet: muhahaha Prophet: sure they would.. (barf!) Pestilence> hehehe, so, what do you think of our rivals, mistigris? Prophet: well...mist is good competition, but i think they should quit so then we don't have to embarass them so much (oouch.. there goes my ratings from 33 :) seriously now, i think they're pretty good.. but their second pack kinda stunk. Pestilence> yah, it did didn't it? their lit has improved tho.. sigh... Prophet: tell ya a little secret, testi.. Pestilence> argh, it's Pesti!! Prophet: at first, i was gonna join mist.. that was when raid wasn't even alive.. when patriot was there... then Ak called me and convinced me to join pat, which then formed raid.. THE BEST ART GROUP IN THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA Pestilence> hehheheh Pestilence> ok, let's play a little mind game, so everyone can see how you truly think... ok, i'll say a word of phrase, and you reply with the first thing that comes to your mind, k? Prophet: i never read lit.. tell ya something else, testi... Prophet: after i unzipped their pack, i deleted all their lit Prophet: k.. sh00t dadi0! Pestilence> RAiD Prophet: Raid.. hmm: THE BEST ART GROUP IN THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHA Pestilence> acid! Prophet: hmm: the 2nd best art group in the world! mauahhaah Pestilence> mist Prophet: ryhmes with piss >] Pestilence> pesty Prophet: hehe... TESTi! Pestilence> Bad Med Prophet: hey.. tis fun Prophet: uh... bbs Pestilence> calling cards Prophet: long distance Pestilence> BCTell!!!! Prophet: prophet! : the best guy on this fuckin world! Prophet: BCHell Pestilence> murder, death, kill Prophet: uh... hmm. bad, wrong, naughty :) Pestilence> illegal Prophet: cool Pestilence> frankly my dear... Prophet: franks pop at 35degrees celcius Pestilence> betrayer! Prophet: Evil Intentions Pestilence> Addidas the RIPPER! Prophet: a guy who doesn't get attention at home :) Pestilence> ;) JOLT Prophet: sugar high! sugar high! ssugar high! sugar high! ssugar high! sugar high! ssugar high! sugar high! sugar high! sugar high! ssugar high! sugar high! ssugar high! Pestilence> fab one Prophet: Flab One, Flabby One Pestilence> interviews:) Prophet: phun! Pestilence> whips, chains and handcuffs Prophet: want me to sing? Prophet: sex baby! with a capital "S"! Pestilence> hehehehhe:) Darkforce killing 35-50% of our ansi department, and quitting union for us. Prophet: i'm staying in raid, hahahaha! pbpbpbbbtt! Pestilence> Tums! Prophet: Cherry flavoured antacids Pestilence> Claudia Schiffer naked on a beach, with her legs open for you Prophet: i know.. i'll sing and you guesss that song and group its from! Prophet: masterbation nation! Pestilence> heheheh, PROPHET:) Prophet: hhehehe, TESTi:) Pestilence> Grateful Dead Prophet: Weak Beef Stew Pestilence> blue green goobers of mucas from fab one's nose spread on a moldy bagel and about to be eaten by havok Prophet: yummy in his tummy Pestilence> heheh, Power Rangers!! Prophet: i wanna sing,. waa! Prophet: Go! Go! Power Rangers.. that pink ranger is SEXY! sssss...hot! Pestilence> heheheh, no doubt, and the white ranger's talking demon guy is soooo cool... Prophet: :) Pestilence> :) Prophet: oke.. Pestilence> well, i think that raps it up for that little section of the interview.. hmmms, guess you can sing now Prophet: i'll sing now Prophet: Take advantage while Prophet: you hang me out to dry Prophet: I'll start this off, without any words Pestilence> ok, sounds good Prophet: i got so high, i scratched till i bled Prophet: i love myself, better than you Prophet: I know its wrong, so what should i do? Prophet: I need an easy friend Prophet: i do... think you fit this shoe Prophet: i do... testi, is retared Pestilence> ok, wow, what a good song... heheh, so you don't like lit, eh? Damn, wish we had Sniper from the old grip/ad/imp/na grip/ad/imp.. damn, he was the best lit guy i EVER saw.. that skully brothers lit was soo insiring Prophet: blah blah yakety smakety Prophet: hey, you there? Prophet: copy this for the interview.. Prophet: oh where, oh where, has my Testi gone?! :) Prophet: hey.. sniper's in mist now.. right? Pestilence> i don't think they ahve them, they wer SOO lame, "wish list, sniper, will you PLEASE come to msit, we adore you, we want your body, we think your sexy, oh yah" how LAME! argh, ahwel Prophet: hey.. that sux, i don't get to add any last words or greets for shit like that Pestilence> ok, any last words or greets(i'm gonna put lotsa greets.. tee hee.. finally!!! argh, well, in 3 min's we're ending this interview, any last words and greets? Prophet: uhmm huhmm.. 3mins? ok.. greetzzzss: Gd, Testi, Flabby, Betrayer, Young, and da whole friggin' Raid crew Pestilence> hnmmms, well, i'm gonna save it now, k? Prophet: last words: if ya girls want a date, call me up.. i'm under SEXY in the phone directory Pestilence> heheheh Pestilence> hold on, saving it Prophet: k Pestilence> FUUUCKKK>>#@%sdjaf;lksjf;oa vj;ozhuxhc0u942098utao0sijosaic vjxacovkjclfak;jlds;fjdsal;fkjasdl;fjads;ljk3215 god ddammit!!! THE BACKScROL BUFFER RAN OUT ON line 50!!! ASFASDJFASDFK:JSDFASD:JFKASDJF DSAFJ SADFJASDFJSdaJFASDFJASDFJ#@TR#@TR i have like NOTHING of this interview... arladsk;hgsal;dhlfuck fuck shit! Prophet: jesus don't want me for a sunbeam Prophet: sunbeams are not made like me Prophet: fucker.. start over! fun! :) Pestilence> FUCK! Pestilence> when do you wanna do this again? Prophet: now! Pestilence> fuck! Pestilence> hehehehe, was just kidding! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH, got you!!! nyah nyah! !HEHEHEHEHEHAHahahahaheHEHehhehehahahahah Prophet: i got no school tommowor.. Pestilence> i have the interview foo! Pestilence> hehehehahhahahah Prophet: yeh.. well, i was onto you all the time Pestilence> yah, right:) Pestilence> hehehehehehe, saving time Prophet: hahaha.. i laugh in your face foolio * prophet is macho man! Prophet: testii.. Prophet: i like. that.. you should change it to that Pestilence> hehehe, ok, i'm done! Pestilence> ehhehehehehe, thanks for the interview man Prophet: Flab one is cool name, yes? Pestilence> yes:) Pestilence> anyways, i'm gone, lates dude, talk to you again soon Prophet: i'm still here.. i still got da joos! Pestilence> ehhe Prophet: k.. l8r skater Pestilence> anyways, lates SAUCE00Interview with Prophet (Vampire?) Pestilence RAiD 19941201§:P