Monday Night Raw with Asian Knight ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ  [Phone rings, Fab One picks up]  AK : Hey guy.. FAB: Hey d00d.. what's up..  [Chat craps for a few minutes]  AK : Why me? uhm..hold on, somebody just paged me.. it's Corn Dog guy on RMS.. he wants to see me badly or something.. argh I'm doing my accounting homework! FAB: Oh.. too bad AK : This interview is stupid.. I'm doing my accounting so don't write this down FAB: Fuck.. please let me AK : Do you mind faxing an eraser to me?I need an eraser bad man.. FAB: What kinda grade do you get? AK : A's and B's usually, sometimes C plus.. especially English and Socials.. and my dick is bigger than my ruler FAB: ok man whatever.. btw tell me about this girl man.. AK : Which girl FAB: Come'on! you know damn well who I'm talking about AK : Which one? FAB: The one you're going out with! AK : What do you want to know about her? [Asian Knight singing Kicki Wu]  FAB: Is she chinese? AK : Yea FAB: Hm.. did you take her out yet? AK : Uhm.. lots of times.. uhm.. why are you asking me all these weird things? FAB: Oh god.. [Fab One laughs] [Asian Knight laughs] [Fab One laughs even more]  FAB: This is gonna be a funny one [Asian Knight laughs to death]  AK : I dunno FAB: I liked your ansi in this month's acid pack.. did you like it? AK : Yea.. I liked yours too and put a smiley face on the end [Asian Knight and Fab One laugh to death]  FAB: Nicki Wu sucks man AK : Do you know him FAB: No AK : 12 16 18 24 28 7 14 18 20, oh shit FAB: What the hell are these AK : 15 20 32 38 39 47 53 FAB: What the hell are these AK : I'm doing my homework guy.. this is a weird interview man.. oh baby... that's a lot of money FAB: Oh god AK : Yes I broke balance! are you writing this down too? FAB: Yea I am.. [Asian Knight sings again]  AK : Interview me now damn it! FAB: Ok fine.. uhm.. how's your.. AK : Penis, okay.. FAB: Uhm.. ansi going? AK : Which ansi FAB: Acid one.. or maybe raid one AK : I haven't done anything yet FAB: Argh AK : Ask me how long I've been drawing and when did I start and stuff.. basics in any interviews man.. you suck.. oh this is off the record FAB: No man too late.. this is monday night raw, everything is for the record! so how far have you gone with ya girl? AK : I'm not telling you cuz it's private.. what is this an interview or an intercourse!? ask me some decent questions man.. this is stupid.. FAB: Accounting or an interview? AK : Accounting FAB: I wanted to accounting this year but it didn't fit my time table AK : Hm.. hm.. FAB: You're not giving me anything to write [Asian Knight singing]  AK : Yea! [Asian Knight downloading YC files and drinking snapple while doing his HW]  AK : Now I'm not, I'm walking around my room FAB: Your room is so small though AK : No it's pretty good size.. Derek's [Aura of Death] room is small, his penis is even smaller man.. Hahahaha.. he's gonna be so famous FAB: I'd bet he will be [Both laugh]  AK : What the hell.. total revenues.. 10.. ahh.. I see.. damn FAB: What AK : Increase or decrease in.. argh.. toal expense is 8.. ahhaha FAB: Is this an interview or an accounting course? AK : Don't write this down, nobody will read it.. total revenues? how the fuck should I know? FAB: You should know cuz you studied AK : Did I? FAB: Oh man.. tell me about the damn girl man AK : Why FAB: So I can make this interview more exciting? AK : Hah FAB: What, are you gonna tell me more about her or what? AK : Why FAB: Argh.. tell me AK : Tell you what? FAB: How big is your penis is AK : Too long man FAB: How big? AK : There is no ruler long enough to measure it..argh..ask me something like how many world book encyclopedia I have FAB: How many? [Asian Knight laughs]  AK : Too many FAB: Oh god you're getting on my nerves man.. AK : Oh really.. ask me how many comic books I have FAB: How many AK : I dunno [Both laugh]  FAB: So what kind of music do you listen to? AK : Chinese music FAB: Is it true that you and I don't get along because you like Chinese people in general and I like white people in general? AK : I thought you started liking Chinese people? so tell me about this girl you're asking out! FAB: Hm.. can you keep a secret? AK : Me? yea.. FAB: I don't trust you though AK : Are you gonna tell every single modemming person who you're asking out? FAB: No but I want to keep this a secret I'll tell you when the time comes how's that? AK : That sucks FAB: Why won't you tell me about your girl AK : Not in public! FAB: Ok I'll turn off my computer right now [Fab One turns off his *monitor*]  FAB: Oh shit I forgot to save the file! AK : Are you serious!!? FAB: Yea.. oh shit AK : You're stupid! ass-hole! FAB: Sorry.. gotta start all over again AK : Oh that sucks.. ok her name is Jane. Hm.. ? fuck are you typing this? I don't trust you anymore FAB: I'm just doing some stuff in DOS! No seriously who's this girl? AK : I won't tell you cuz you don't tell me anything about your girl! FAB: Ok fine.. the girl I'm asking out, you know her. AK : Yea like that helps.. fuck you man.. [Phone rings, Asian Knight picks up]  - Majestic is on the other line -  AK : No.. you're still in LORD.. ah.. oh.. so Fab is spreading rumours now? FAB: What the? AK : Fab said you got kicked out of LORD.. hm? FAB: You told me he got kicked out! AK : No I didn't.. FAB: Yes you did when I was at your place on saturday! AK : Ah whatever.. [Asian Knight gives a lecture to Majestic on pirating for a few minutes]  AK : What happened to you on Castles? FAB: What, everybody hates him now? AK : be quiet.. (to Fab) AK : What's that sound? what the hell are you doing? what do you want! uhm? I can't remember.. Primal Rage is fast..only 10 users.. (to Maj) FAB: All uploaders right? AK : Yup, I'm uploading there right now btw.. FAB: Upload them to RMS or something man.. AK : No man.. fuck this is the only board I upload to cuz of the LORD. [Asian Knight hungs up] [Fab One calls Asian Knight]  AK : I gotta go bye FAB: Why man?gimme a good reason.. AK : Hm... I gotta talk to my mother.. FAB: Oops.. fine.. cya l8r then AK : Ok bye [Asian Knight calls again 7 mins later]  AK : Hey guy.. FAB: Argh.. man.. I just called this girl and she's so pissed at me for playing cruel trick on her.. AK : Hm.. who's this girl.. do I know her well? FAB: I dunno AK : Are you still doing this interview? FAB: Yea AK : With who? FAB: You! right now! AK : Oh cool.. mastervaion station FAB: That board again AK : Yea.. FAB: You don't have a leech there anymore though AK : I never had a leech there FAB: Ok.. so where do you have a leech then? AK : Lethal discharge, Silo, argh forgot FAB: I'm listening to Nirvana AK : Argh.. wait.. somebody called me.. [Asian Knight picks up]  AK : What? you want code!? what do you think Fab.. FAB: No don't give him! AK : Ok.. hey sorry man.. no codes.. what? you're not Majestic? hey yoyoyo.. argh.. you guys sound same!? FAB: What the? AK : No.. I don't believe you.. FAB: Whatever man.. I don't follow.. ah is Majestic in LORD? AK : Hold on a sec Fab.... no I'm not supposed to give it to you cuz I'm a LORD guy.. no this code is screwed.. it's messed up.. ok I'll call you up later. Oh Fab I'll call you later okay? FAB: Ok fine this interview suck shit totally man [Asian Knight hungs up] [Fab One hungs himself]  -END-