_____________________
|                    \\     wOw..
|_______              ||    sid
 /                     |     eways
|              ________|   font's
|             ~      \\     are
| .. .  .    .        ||    funky..
 \_____________________|  (hate that 
 /                    ||     word)
| ... .    .           |    whee!
|_____________________/    
|      \|           s\     crack.
|       |            A\     crack.
|       |             r|     crack.
|       \      \      O|    crack.
|              |       |   crack.
 \ ... .   .   |       |
  \___________/|______/