20 Scott wiped the sweat from his brow with his favorite handkerchief, pushing up his grimy yellow "Jerico Wreckings Corporation" hard hat. There was nothing he wanted more than to be out of this goddamned bulldozer. Anywhere but the bulldozer. Yet here he was, sitting in an old, torn, leather seat behind the controls, moving the remains of what used to be Pelham Village Hall to make way for the new big bucks condos that had been contracted for this spot in early 1994. Now, two years later, they had finally torn it down with a little time and dynamite, as his boss loved to say. Turning back to his controls, Scott manipulated the powerful machinery to move load after load of metal and concrete. There was a certain feeling of power that came with operating a bulldozer, or any such machine. He heard metal whine and scream with every movement he made, amplified a thousand times through the bulldozer. He saw all the blocks of concrete breaking like twigs at his well. Sort of fun, but hot as Hell and not exactly beneficial to your hearing. Scott started to daydream about power, crushing Marty Stevenson beneath his giant. If he could only get his hands on that wife snatching bum, he would beat him to within an inch of his life. Scott imagined himself over Marty, who would be bleeding from a million cuts and bruises. Marty would beg for mercy, and then... "***WHAM!***" The bulldozer came to a complete and utter halt. The gears still grinded away, but the treads were just slipping over the rubble, something was in the way, preventing any further progress forward. Scott woke up with a start, realizing something was in the way. It took a goddamn lot to stop a bulldozer, he thought. He put the bulldozer in reverse, went back about four feet, and slowly transferred his rather fat figure from the bulldozer down onto the rubble. He surveyed the area, and went up to the pile of junk that appeared to be causing the trouble, a motley assortment of steel beams and concrete blocks. After a closer look, it appeared to be a part of the foundation, the base of some pillar, that the dynamite hadn't quite destroyed. However it was a pretty small piece, just made worse by the junk piled on top of it, so he would probably be able to move it by hand, or at least by hand with a jackhammer, he thought, chuckling a little at his own joke. He went to the shed to find the jackhammer and someone who had a big enough stomach to keep the fiery machine under control. God, he was funny today. Maybe it wasn't going to be such a bad day after all. Dreams of killing Marty Stevenson came to his mind, and he reveled as he waited for the jackhammer operator. However, Scott's pleasure was short lived. Within five minutes of when Scott had called for him, the operator, a man by the name of Bob, had come, naturally another fat, balding guy. He pounded away as Scott watched. It was easy to tell it wasn't going to take him a long time to chop through the thin layers of concrete. Poor quality, it was. He should know, for a long time he worked pouring concrete for bridges and such. Bob's belly, no doubt the result of a daily beer diet, shook in rhythm with the machine. Within minutes he was down around six inches, when suddenly the jackhammer started bouncing wildly, making sounds like gunshots. Scott instinctively ducked, worried that Marty Stevenson had found out his thoughts and was seeking divine retribution, but the operator got it under control and flipped the off switch very quickly, amazingly unperturbed by this chain of events. "Well, let's see what we got here," Bob said as he leaned over into the assorted rubble he had created and began to sweep it away with a gloved hand. Gradually he began to reveal something metallic, with a series of dents in it from the jackhammer's blows. "That's what was making the noise, for sure," he said. Hoisting the jackhammer again, he chipped out stone from around it and on top of it, then cleared it away. He looked up at Scott. "It looks like some kind of barrel or something," he said. "Lemme have a look," said Scott. Sure enough, there it was. Some kind of steel barrel, very little rust, encrusted all around with concrete, and apparently buried here before the construction of the building or during some kind of repairs. "Well, I'll be damned. Let's get it out of there." Scott and the jackhammer operator spent a little over an hour retrieving the canister, with a little help from some passing demolition workers whom they recruited. Finally, with the efforts of four men, they were able to hoist it out of the rubble and up into the open. It made suspicious loud clanking noises, and they all commented on how unnaturally heavy it was. "Whadda we do now?" asked one of the demolition workers. "I dunno. I guess we should open it. Henry, go get a welding torch so we can peel this sucker open." Henry ran off to do as Scott asked, and was back within the minute. "Here you go," said Henry, handing over the torch. Lacking any eye protection, Scott leaned over and began to work, burning a simple jagged line around the top of the barrel. The sparks stung his face and hands occasionally, but they weren't that bad. Eventually he finished the circle, and they pried open the top with a crowbar. They stood around it, speechless. For inside it lay dozens of what appeared to be bars of solid gold, Fort Knox style. One man whistled. Another turned away, gazing around innocently. Finally someone raised his voice enough to say, "I wonder what the hell all that...that...gold I guess was doing sitting in the walls of Village Hall." I surveyed the damage done to my basement by the virtual river running down Sparks Ave. (there is a picture included) "Goddamned melting snow!" I cursed. "This'll cost a fortune to fix," I said. Water dripped down the whitewashed walls everywhere and I stood in a lake in my own basement, maybe a foot deep in some places. My rugs were all ruined beyond repair, the bricks in the walls were coming loose, everything was a mess. It wasn't as though I didn't have the money to fix things up, I had a decent job with the Federal Bureau of Investigations and had inherited a tidy sum from my father, who had run a successful local restaurant. I just felt cheated, because instead of taking Jackie on a trip to Europe as I had planned, I would have to spend my vacation money repairing my basement, of all things. After all, it wasn't as if you were getting new furniture or anything. Nobody ever saw your basement. I slammed my fist into the wall to relieve myself a little. That helped, but I was really angry now. I grabbed the nearest breakable thing, which happened to be a glass flower vase, and hurled it against the opposite wall, watching the pieces fly everywhere. Now I felt better. But thinking on it again, I realized that due to the weather and the time commitments put on me by a current investigation in which I was involved, I would have to hire the local firm, McClellanl & Co. Although these guys did a decent job, they charged exorbitant rates and they were owned as a front by a well-known gangster, John Morgan. In fact, Morgan was the reason I was in Pelham that day. I was here to try to put him in jail for bootlegging and the serving of alcohol, but I was having a hell of a time getting any information on him. Plus I wasn't so sure we should really be going after bootlegging anyways, drinking was that bad, I'd had an occasional beer myself. It wasn't any sin against God, I figured, to relax a little, lawful or not. Unfortunately, however, I didn't call the shots around the department. You see, there is a moving speakeasy here in this quiet town of Pelham, one which was pulling in large amounts of money for such characters as Morgan and his friends, and actually one which I had visited with my fiance. Without this local "business," people would have to go all the way to New York City for their hooch, and with the kind of weather we had had lately, that wasn't likely. So Morgan had jacked the prices even higher than they had been before, and pulled in just more and more money. I guess that was why I joined the FBI in the first place, I really didn't like the fact that the guys who got to live it up were the same guys who were making all the money and were in control. Hell, I didn't like any people in control over me, even if they were the good guys. But having the guy superior to you rich and breaking the law, well then you could bust him and get your jollies. There were, of course, some problems with this. We couldn't figure out how he had hidden all that money from the FBI. True, we had, and I personally received, copies of, all his transactions with his bank account at the Bank of Pelham, and there had been no money deposited on which he hadn't paid taxes. So we couldn't go for the Al Capone type of bust. We were basically screwed, and my position was just about pointless until one of the brains figured something out. Mulling over my predicament, both with Morgan and my basement, I turned around and walked up the stairs and out into my kitchen. It was rather bare, containing only a stove for cooking my meals, my icebox, which was currently jus aboutempty since I had been spending so much time at Jackie's house, true bachelor style, and various cupboards and shelves on which I kept plates and cups and silverware (chipped and otherwise), as well as some tinned meats and vegetables. Finally a tiny table and a stool which was missing pieces off of one leg, so I had it propped up with some books. There wasn't even so much of a tablecloth, let alone the elaborate knickknacks I was used to seeing. Didn't matter to me, I always thought they were stupid, and I did my own thing. Out the back door the supposed yard looked like a swamp. There never really had been any grass, and the incredible amounts of water from the snow had made it a huge sea of mud. It had been days since I had been able to venture out there, even to get to my storage sheds. I turned from the door and went into the entry hall, grabbed my beaten old overcoat and hat from the rack, slipped on my galoshes, and stepped out into the river some might call a street. I walked over to my car, an old, brown, rusting Packard, and with the water flowing over my boots, got in. I turned it on, very thankful that I didn't have to crank it like my old Model T, turned it around, and drove up the hill to Wolf's Lane, where I made a right onto Wolf's Lane to go to McLellan and Co. first, and then to the bank to redeem some of my money for gold and silver coinage. (A picture of the street is included.) It took almost no time to get to McLellan & Co. across from the park, where I saw several young couples walking about as proper as could be, and one family having a picnic all laid out on a checkered tablecloth on the lawn. Nextdoor to the masons was a flower store, and I could smell the roses which were hanging outside as I walked in the door. The inside of the building was rather bare, some plaques on the wall that I did not bother to read, and a desk in the corner of the cramped space. There was only one window, and it did nothing to cheer up the place, and neither did the clerk, a somber looking fellow dressed in gray who was writing something down. He took no particular notice in me, and said that they could have a team over at my house tomorrow for what they estimated would be a week's worth of work. I thanked the clerk, signed my name on the schedule, handed over the blueprints I had brought, (reprinted here) and left, intending to go to the bank, but on impulse I walked up to the man outside the flower store and bought a sweet smelling rose for Jackie. Then I headed for the bank. I pulled up to the bank to redeem some of my treasury notes for gold and silver, to pay back a debt to a good friend of mine, by the name of Matt Jasinski. Matt was a good guy, charming and very stubborn, but he had a real problem with treasury notes, and banks, and anything except what he called "real" money. This meant gold and silver and nothing else. And so, when I tried to pay him back the five dollars I had borrowed from him a while ago to pay for my part of a meal we had shared at the charming Mother's Pub on fourth avenue, he refused my notes and insisted that I pay him back in gold or silver. So, tiresome as it was, I had no choice but to agree, and here I was. I opened the door and was glad to see that very few people had decided to come to the bank on this particular day, and so I didn't have to wait very long for a teller. The bank was one of the older buildings, all done in wood and such. The floor was not exactly shiny, it was a little haggard looking, and the walls appeared to be sagging, but still the place had some charm, since most of the walls were large multiframe windows that seemed to catch all the light. "May I help you, sir?" I found myself being asked by a sweet female voice. I turned my head to see that my turn had come up, and I was facing a teller on the other side of a steel grate. She was an attractive younger woman who spoke with a clipped accent I found hard to place. She had a very pleasant air about her, especially when she moved her beautiful blonde hair, and I was surprised that she had managed to get a job in a bank, all the other tellers were middle aged men, not twenty year old girls. "Why yes, miss. I would like to exchange this five dollar note for it's worth in gold coin, if you would, much as I hate to see your golden hair depart," I replied. "Why, certainly," she answered with a brisk smile and a slight blush, and with a flip of her hair, she went off to get the money and do whatever they did with the treasury notes. I chuckled a little at her enthusiasm, and waited patiently until her return. When she came back she slid over to me a minuscule gold coin. "Thank you very much, and a good day to you," I said as I took the gold coin, "Though as pretty as you are, I doubt you have very many bad ones." As I was leaving, however, a sudden thought occurred to me and I turned around to ask her a question. "Don't you need to know my name for the records?" "We have no need, sir, to keep records of transactions such as this one. It would be a waste of time and paper, since nothing special is being done, and it seems to be happening more and more often for small amounts, such as yourself. If I were to buy something from you, do I need your name and entire life's history, as well as your financial records? Of course not. Now be off with you, you foolish man." she said, giggling. I laughed a little, thanked her, tipped my hat in mock respect, and left again, this time to go to Jackie's house for dinner. Her mother had prepared a wonderful roast of lamb. It was a rather uneventful evening: I will not go into any painful details, we ate dinner, discussed our various plans for the week, sat by the fire for a while, and then I bid her good-bye and returned to my poor, waterlogged house. I went in the door, took off my hat, coat, and boots, and went up the stairs and entered my bedroom. In true bachelor fashion, it was sparsely furnished with a bed and night table and light, and not much else. I disrobed and hung my wool suit on a hangar in the armoire. Almost immediately, I fell into a dreamless, untroubled sleep. I was awakened rather early the next morning to a loud and incessant rapping on the door. I leaped groggily out of my bed, and outside the front door, I saw a friend of mine, a fellow agent from the FBI. Little as I really care about my appearance around friends, it would not do to leave the house in my nightclothers, so I told him that I would be there in a minute. He sighed rather loudly, Matt is not a man to get angry, and I ran back up the stairs to grab some clothes. In a jiffy, but without washing or shaving, I had put on a white, crumpled shirt and semi-starched collar, along with a grey woolen sweater and grey slacks and was back downstairs and ready to go, however disheveled I may have appeared. The first words out of Matt's mouth were not even a greeting as he skeptically surveyed my choice of attire for the day. "And where were YOU last night, eh?" He smiled a little, something very unlike Matt, and then became deadly serious again. "We took down that speakeasy last night. Nothing special that you missed, bounced out of our cars, burst in the place with tommys out, and everyone went silently. We even caught the bartender trying to escape, but we can't link him to Morgan in any way. But I got to tell you, there were some funny things about this one. First of all, the alcohol, which was all whiskey, not a drop of any of the finer stuff, was in these peculiar metal barrels, instead of the usual wooden ones. We tried to question the bartender about it, but he wasn't saying anything about anything for anything, and no ones got a clue. Probably just some frivolous reason though, we weren't really concerned about it. Second of all, prices were higher than other ones we've taken down in the past, which we suspected from the start due to Morgan's monopoly over the running in these parts. Finally, there was no paper money in the place, the bartender was insisting on coins only, and those had to be gold or silver only. Again he wasn't talking, and we can't figure out why that was a requirement." Something kinda stirred in my brain, but I pushed it aside for the more important matters at hand. "Did you get any of the customers?" I asked. "Sure enough. We snagged only the drunk ones,. though, because there were too many to take in the whole lot. Besides, it was most of the upper class here, and we can't just go arrest them all in one fell swoop. Too many connections," he said with something approaching a sneer of contempt. "Goddamn connections. We can't even do our job." "I'll need to talk to the ones you caught." I replied. Without even thinking about improving my appearance, I hopped out the door and into the street, realising too late I had forgotten to put on my galoshes and was wearing only leather shoes. Needless to say, my feet got wet rather quickly, and I scowled as I climbed in the car, a true antique, an original Model T which Matt was cranking up. "You know your street reminds me more of a stream than a street," Matt commented as we walked out the door. I laughed. "Unfortunately, however, you're right. You should see what it's done to my basement. Which reminds me, I've got to be back here at noon for the workers coming to fix it. It's going to cost me an unbelievable amount of money." I replied. We drove over to the police station and Village Hall. They were one and the same, though I had heard rumors the village was looking for a building to buy to make a separate Village Hall where they could handle all the everyday affairs of the running of Pelham and keep them separate from the crime control. Regardless, right now they were the same and so we walked in the main entrance and went to the police station wing, where we encountered the desk sergeant. He was sitting in a busy room, full of desks and cabinets and papers, and a few spitoons for those officers who could not go to a pub during the day. However, policemen are remarkably accurate, so there was a minimum of tobacco juice on the floor. "And how can I help you two fellows?" he asked, rather amicably for a desk sergeant, I thought. "FBI." Matt said, flashing his badge. I did likewise, and we were waved unhappily over to another officer. I got the sense the boys here didn't take too kindly to the higher eschelons of law enforcement, but before I could say anything Matt went right along. "Where can we find the customers and bartender arrested last night?" "They were all released this morning." he replied, annoyed. "All of them, on the grounds that there was no evidence and we would be sued by the Morgans in order to keep the police out of the lives of innocents. Me, I don't believe it, it's just a bunch of baloney to keep Morgan himself out of trouble. But it's orders from the chief, so what can we do?" It sounded as if he had taken a beating from his boss, and was looking to chew someone out. Well I wasn't about to be it, I'd had enough chewing out that day, and no hay-penny local policeman was going to take his anger out on me. However, I needed to do nothing to ensure that. Matt swore more on that spot than I have ever heard him do in his entire life before that moment. Like I said, he is not a man you want to get angry with you. He chewed out the entire department through that one patrolman, and I began to feel sorry for that poor jerk. He had just been following orders to release them, sure he could have been nicer about it, but he wasn't. I would have done the same in his spot. Finally, after five minutes of trying to compose himself after the outburst, Matt put in a spoken, nay shouted request to see the records, ripping the official forms in half. The sergeant was a little taken aback at Matt's colorful little speech. He looked really skeptical about our request and asked on what grounds we could ask to see confidential police records after having screamed at the police department and torn up the necessary forms. At this I thought Matt would go off like a stick of dynamite, so I quickly stepped up to the desk and told him who we were and showed him my badge and tried to explain a little. He looked reluctant, but after looking at Matt's seething face he appeared to think better of whatever it was he had been about to say. He led us through a maze of offices to one even more full of papers than the ones before where each day's registry was stored after the day was through. After a few moments of digging through a file, he came up with yesterday's registry sheet and handed it over wordlessly, face pinched and drawn. Listed were quite a number of Pelham's elitest of the elite, all for the crime of intoxication, then written over with the words: "RELEASED March 13, 1929." I scanned the list and picked a name I sort of recognized. "Matt, what say we go talk to a couple of these people." I said. Matt just kind of nodded a little, still furious at the police station and everyone in it. One that looked familiar was near Corlies and the Boulevard (of which I have included a picture), so we headed over there, leaving the office very quickly to ensure no blow up from Matt. The house was practically a mansion, much bigger than mine, which is considered very large by even upper class standards. So it was no wonder to me that, when we knocked on the door we were greeted by a butler wearing waistcoat and tie, very proper looking. I asked to speak to the master of the house, a Mr. Joseph Savino whom I believed I had read about in the paper at one time. Naturally the butler asked for our names, and was very rude in general until we flipped out our badges, at which point he became very cordial and polite and invited us inside to wait while he fetched his master. When we stepped inside, I was blown away by the lavishness of the place. In the cavernous entrance hall alone there were a number of small delicate looking tables and a rug that appeared to come from some exotic place. Portraits and landscapes hung on the walls. I couldn't have told you who painted them, but there were certainly a lot of them. Added to this was a shining wooden hat and coat stand, upon which a maid placed our hats and coats, appropriately, even though it seemed bizarre to have a maid hang up my coat for me. The master of the house was a rather dour looking fellow with high-set cheekbones and a neat trimmed mustache. He was rather short and slightly built, and I could tell immediately that I did not like him, which usually makes questioning more interesting. When he spoke he had a manner that managed to be both ingratiating and condescending. He invited us into the sitting room, a chamber of magnificent proportions, decorated in the same formal manner as the front hall. The heavy furniture was complemented by equally heavy draperies that blocked most of the sunlight. In one corner was an inlaid game table with four deep leather chairs around it and a table with an ashtray in it on each side. We were offered cigars by the butler and both accepted as we settled into the comfortable chairs. "May I ask to what I owe the pleasure of this visit?" he asked in a well-oiled baritone. We said we would like to discuss whatever information he had about the unfortunate incident of the previous evening. "Ah, of course. But what makes you think I would have any information for you gentlemen?" he asked. We indicated that we had some information that he might have a number of friends among those detained. He said nothing, so we began the questioning without further social amenities. "How did you find out about the bar last night?" I asked him. "Oh, it was all the talk among my friends and myself. I believe that John Morgan was the one who actually told me, however. Quite the place to be." he replied, somewhat snootily. "Can you tell us why you were required to pay in only solid gold and silver?" He seemed quite taken aback by this, but answered nonetheless. "Well I really don't know, but given the nature of the small money box, it was probably because it takes up less space for its value." We continued along a line of useless questioning, then thanked him for his cigars and left. For the rest of the day we interrogated the elite of Pelham, and in almost every instance the name Morgan was mentioned as the source for the news, and every time it was mentioned I grew more and more excited, because by the end of the day I figured we had enough information that we could get a search warrant for his premises, where I assumed we could find something illegal. I figured that, since everyone was required to pay in gold, that was the way in which he stored the money, never bothering to go through the bank. But we also picked up in our questioning the fact that this was the first time the customers were required to bring only gold or silver. Prior to last evening, all denominations of coin and paper had been accepted. I puzzled a little over this, but not for long, content to let the thinkers in the department do the thinking, as they always had. I always pictured myself as a man of action. Matt and I did not return to the police station that day. Instead we started directly to my house. However, halfway there I had a sudden thought, about which my curiousity was insatiable. So I told Matt I needed to make a last minute stop at the bank, making up a rather silly excuse, but he obliged me anyways and dropped me off there, from which I could walk home. I got out into the melting snow and ice and walked inside, where I could see it was nearing closing time. I walked up to the same clerk who had helped me yesterday. "Hello," she said. "Back so soon?" "Why of course. Only to see you, my dear. But I am curious, have you ever heard of a John Morgan or of the McLellan & Co. masonry firm?" I asked. "Why yes, I have heard of both. John Morgan was in here just the other day, to make a deposit, and over a while I have seen all the members of the firm in here at one time or another. But I have probably seen nearly everyone who lives here in Pelham at one time or another, including you." she continued a bit coyly. "What were they doing here?" I asked. "Oh, I think usually making small transactions like the one you were here for before, exchanging money for gold. Come to think of it, much of our gold reserves went out in the last couple of weeks. We shall soon have to send our notes to the treasury again for an exchange." She sounded as though she thought I didn't know what she was talking about, so I played the game, asking the appropriate questions and continuing the flirtation, but my questions were answered. After a time, I thanked her, and left. I began my walk down Wolf's Lane, which by now was deserted. I went past the bakery, which still smelled like fresh baked bread, one of the finer fabrics stores in a town of rich people, and the grocery store, which was stupidly name, "Le Grocerie" since French was all the go. But I got to do a lot of thinking, and here is what I cam up with. Morgan owned the McLellan & Co. Firm as a front, everyone knew that. But no one had ever thought to check up on their routine movements, because we didn't think they were involved. They probably still weren't, just asked to do the occasional favor for the boss. But these occasional favors involved getting gold, which naturally Morgan would never dposit, that would lead to questions and arrest. So instead he just kept the gold and silver, spending it as any other money. Confident I could now finagle a search warrant from the judge with a few tricks, and also confident I would find untaxed gold on Morgan's property, in fact sure, I turned down Sparks Ave. The torrent was slowing down, but I didn't really notice, even without galoshes, I was so absorbed in my thoughts. I turned into the entrance of my house, and immediately left off all thought to check up on the repairs. The masons, all dressed in white overalls and armed with protractors, chalk, hammers and chisels, axes, and even a sledgehammer or two, had torn down a section of wall and were redoing it with concrete instead of the traditional bricks. Probably would cost even more omney. It also appeared they were adding an extra foundation pillar, a monstrous affair from what I could make out. I made a mental note to ask about that. But in the morning, later, of course. The next day I went directly to the Village Hall and stepped up before a judge, where I presented my evidence against him. He sat, a very old and decrepit specimen, on a chair high above everyone else in a courtroom with large windows all hung over with velvet curtains. The American flag stood behind him, waving. I noticed it was missing more than a few stars, it was a very old old flag, probably from this guy's beginning judgehood, or whatever they called it. As I begged and pleaded for a search warrant he looked uncertainly at me over his spectacles, looking uneasy. He, the honorable judge Jurgis Wilson, offered all sorts of reservations to me against searching the property of a prominent individual, and told me exactly what would happen to me if I should be wrong, but he said it all without conviction. Personally I don't take too well to being told what to do, so I began to argue, and he was very receptive to this, I think he wanted his mind changed for him. So I said I didn't care, I needed that warrant to keep the justice, and the power of that FBI badge scared the old judge down, as I had been quite sure it would. But he would not relent on the fact that we had to go about it nicely, and he had a private conference with one of the court messengers, who went running off. I swore under my breath, certain of his destination and his message. This judge had no sense of current practice, criminals had no morals, you didn't inform them of their arrest, but he seemed quite determined to do so and be "proper" about it. I couldn't stand it, but there was nothing I could do about it. The judge could do as he pleased in these matters, and if he denied me the warrant it would take days to go higher up to get it, and the damage was already done so I was forced to quietly hold my breath. After all that he agreed to issue the warrant, but it took time to be drawn up, in the "proper" way. This time, while short, was still too long. I snatched the warrant impatiently from his shaking hand as he signed it, picked five officers at random from around the room, who I'm sure could tell I was not in a mood to be denied anything, and we were out the giant oak door in seconds. We must have broken every traffic law in existence as we sped along Pelhamdale Avenue to Colonial Avenue, next to the Pelham Memorial High School, but I didn't care, all I cared about now was arresting that lowlife who was raking in the money by breaking laws I had to suffer by. We pulled up in front of a large brick house, belonging to John Morgan himself. It had a distinctive tiled roof and a large assortment of trees in front to go with the two bay windows. ( picture included, p.17) I prayed we had made it in time as we pulled up, bells clanging and making all sorts of noise in general. I got out of my car without even bothering to turn it off and raced up the steps, overcoat flaring out behind me, not a care in the world besides getting in that door as fast as possible, not even caring if the other officers were behind me. I hit the door running, and it was, fortunately for me and my shoulder, unlocked. I burst in upon a scene of perfect serenity, and ran around screaming, "Don't move! FBI! Search Warrant!" but the only person I saw was the old maid, feather duster in hand, to whom I must have been quite a sight, shirt coming untucked, jacket dirty, feet wet, hair tousled, and just bizarre in general. "Where is the master of the house?" I roared at her with uncharacteristic beastiality. "Why, he left just minutes ago. I'm afraid you've just missed him. However, I do think he went to go look at his workers over at whatever site they all are working on." she replied sweetly, with a slight southern twang. I let loose a tremendous string of profanities and ran back outside, instructing the other officers to do a thorough search of the house, but I knew they would find nothing. "How could he have been so prepared, especially after such a shakeup?" I thought to myself as I literally through myself in my car and sped back to my house, which was naturally where his workers were. I was getting more frustrated by the second, and I was lucky I was killed on that short drive home. I screeched up to my house with a jolt, noticing in some part of my brain that the torrent of my street had slowed to a brookish pace, which made things a little better, and that another car besides the workers' was parked in front of my house, as expected. Again I leapt out of my Packard and burst inside. Now more than ever I wished I had my trusty tommy gun so I could face that bastard, but I didn't so I made do. I just ran downstairs to see none other than John Morgan, surveying his workers finishing up pouring the cement of that new pillar. "Where the Hell is the money?" I screamed at him. "What did you do with it? Where did you hide it? GodDAMN you, you bastard!" "Why hello to you as well, agent Kiernan, what a pleasure to meet you. My men have been working quite diligently on your house, just filling in this new central pillar. Oops, careful there." he said as a great quantity of cement spilled over the top of the setting area. "Slight miscalculation, no problem, I assure you." He looked as calm as a glass of water, especially in contrast to my raggedness and explosive introduction. Thoughts left me as I began to feel embarassed, but my anger was renewed when I looked at him again, he was more smug than the cat who just ate the canary. "So how are things at my house, I assume you went their first?" He was ignoring my questions, I could tell. But I said nothing. "I am an official of this town itself." I gasped in disbelief. An official? Not likely. He continued. "While I have been at your house, I have been able to look around, and that is why I am here, waiting for your return. I was appointed some time back to look for a new site for Village Hall, you may have heard rumors of its movement. Your house, with all the work my men have put into it, seems the perfect place, and should you choose to sell it, the Village will pay for all this work my men have done, as well as for the house itself." "What about the money you pompous ass?" I said, seething. He ignored me. But inside I was dumbfounded. I didn't know what to say. In one sentence he had gone from smug looking gangster to town official, whereupon he offered me a very generous sum for my house, more than I could hope to get on the market. I couldn't understand what was happening, but I agreed to the proposal, figuring maybe I could detain him and question him. Frustration built as I realized that he had escaped us once again, on our best shot in ages, and he had even worked it so as I would not look like a fool, and no word would get out. All anyone would know was I went to discuss selling my house. How? How did he escape? Where did all the money go? I collapsed on the floor, unaware of my surroundings. "This is quite incredible, bars of solid gold and silver found buried in a foundation pillar. I can assure you that your company will be rewarded most graciously for this spectacular find, and you have all my best wishes." With that the government man packed his briefcase, snapped it shut, and walked out the door. The president of Jerico Wrecking still didn't really understand what had happened as he sat as his desk, but he knew one thing, that government guy was a twit.