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Piercing sound, it's music to your ears,
not a metal song, but a magazine appears.
It's finally here, the mag of the future,
bringing new heights, with tons of new features.
An interface that's colorful, you see,
it comes with literature written by me.

Distorted Magazine is here to stay,
don't question this, it'll bring dismay.
The Duellist, The Zapper, and many more,
have made this project possible, for you to enjoy.
Art that waters your eyes, music that's pumping,
you've never seen such quality, you know it's something.

Month and month again,
Distorted Mag will make Top Ten.
Critic Mag, are your scales high enough?
to rate this simply amazing stuff?