[ The DARK Sourcefile ]

[ December 1994 ]

Welcome to Dark's 6th pack!  6 - Dark.... hrmmm is there a connection
here?  Well it's been 3 months since our last release, ya ya I've heard
people talking; "Is Dark dead?!?"  Actually, we're not (as you can see).
The reason we waited three months oppose to our regular two month thingy is
because of three reasons; One we wanted to get get back on track for our 1
year anniversary coming up in February 1995.  Two, we wanted to let the members
adjust back to that horrible school life... yuk!  And three, why the fuck do
we need a reason? :)

Well (I keeping saying this), this is Dark's best pack to date, so be
happy you downloaded it, it's worth every byte :)  You'll find a most
excellent viewer in this pack... it's got a few bugs (like giving Acidic Soap's
chick a beard) but take it for what it is, it's totally from scratch.
PS: If you don't want to read the DARKVIEW.DOC and want to find out how
to use Darkview with the Text interface, use DARKVIEW -IT from the
command line.

Anyways, prepare to cream yourself once again!

The Dark files are still named as follows:

XXXXX-##.DRK

XXXXX  represents five characters  for artist name.  ## is a hexadecimal
number representing the number of releases that artist has made to date.
This file naming system is working out just fine for us and hopefully
other groups may find this new method useful with getting rid of the
multiple alias conflicts.

Prime Requisites of a Senior Dark Member putting a Dark Pack together:

Abstinence of Sex
Alcoholism (a 2-4 a day keeps the pressure away)
A home blood pressure analysis kit
1 carton (at the minimum) of cigarettes
Insomnia (a 2-4 of wake-ups!)
Abstinence of Sex!
A lot of free time (welfare/drop out bums)
A small appetite (intervenes only)
Poor Hygiene (no showering on the job)
3-Way service with a speaker phone
A ceiling fan
Abstinence of Sex!!
Ghaun Valdez in your closet
A french maid in a black leather teddy with gaurders, a whip, a heavy set of
handcuffs, size double D breasts, legs that go all the way up, and a great
looking.... opps! wrong text file!
A stereo with a remote control (to play all your favorite Cult Songs)
A computer
A rainbow slinky
A chair with wheels
A cordless shaver (if applicable)
Fake doctor notes
A chia-pet
Someone to yell at
Abstinence of Sex!!! (holy fucking blue balls!)
Just one more hour!

∙ Legend

ANS = ANSi Dept         VGA = VGA Dept
MUS = Music Dept        COD = Coding Dept
LIT = Lit. Dept         COU = Courier
SEN = Senior            T/C = TeleComm

Alias             │ S │ A │ S │ D │ T │ U │ C │ N

Twilight Serenity

Desalvo (Forlorn Extender)

Enraged Avenger
The God-Fearing Athiest
Hannibal the Cannibal
Invincible Dawn

Mist of Death

Neuropsychosis

Ritual Slaying
Scimitar Wraith

Silver Sable

Sudden Impact
Spaceman Spiff

The Green Hornet
The Mad Hacker
The Retarded Warrior

Vector Helix

Xypher Matryx

-────[ The Lighter Side ]────────────────────────────────────────────--

Things that make you say..
What the fuck?

Just where the hell is "Butt-Fuck-No-where"??

"Honey, that man in the funny red suit is swinging past our apartment again!"

Is it wrong to be attracted to a beer bottle?

Sometimes cows shit themselves...and sometimes they don't

What does the number 7 smell like anyways?

I finally fixed my Surpa Modem! It works fucking amaz│æ▒┐z«Ñf╨▓▀£ NO CARRIER

Name         │   A/C   │    Description     │        SysOp

Illusion Island         416         World HQ         Black Widow
Northern Sector         416        Canadian HQ       Technical Disrupter
Sanctuary               305          US HQ           Tempus Thales
Harvest Moon            216        Central HQ        Qu'Ran
Rebel Studios           905       Local Support      Incesticyde
Brave New World         908        Dist. Site        Prozac
Dungeon 2               808        Dist. Site        Smooth
Eleutheria              606        Dist. Site        Soul Rebel
Latitude Zero           510        Dist. Site        R.Noble
Pantheon                703        Dist. Site        Farmicus
Project-X              +972        Dist. Site        Nyc-Kid
Terra Firma             714        Dist. Site        Somms
The Heretic Asylum      404        Dist. Site        Jello
Whammy Bar              708        Dist. Site        Guitar

The following text is a paid commerical.  Dark Illustrated by no means
endorses nor supports the product(s) of this company.  Nor will Dark
Illustrated be held responsible for any malfunctions, fraud, medical
accidents, embarrassment by buyer, or over pricing according to the Federal
Pricing Law section 254:17.  Dark Illustrated is in no means affiliated with
the following company and will not be held responsible for plugging it's name.

Wendy's S&M Shop
A wide variety of Whips, Chains, Handcuffs,
and other naughty toys.

1650 Beatme Lane.
Call: 555-HURT

This month we'd like to welcome a bunch of new "Darkies" into the fold.
They include:

Cyber Wolfe
Mist of Death
Scrupulous
Sudden Impact
The Retarded Warrior
The Green Hornet
Acidic Soap
King Midas
Crow
Tank Girl
Epitaph
Evil Current
Preying Menace

Hope you guys aren't afraid of the Dark :)

DARK would like to say hello to the following people and groups:

GROUP GREETS

ACiD ∙ iCE
Pursuit ∙ CIA ∙ Terbium
The Relic Crew for being pretty damn cool people

INDIVIDUAL GREETS

Eternal Lie ∙ Somms ∙ Aphex Twin
Tempus ∙ RadMan ∙ Skull Leader
R.Noble ∙ Prozac ∙ Syntax Error ∙ Corwin
Elminster ∙ Master Ken ∙ Beastie ∙ Jello
WareWolf ∙ Laserlore

(and all the guys we forgot)

This pack is dedicated to
Metal Skin & Mist of Death

Thanks for coming
through for us guys, you're
both true Darkies!

If you only knew the power of the Dark side......