BLACK WIDOW AND TESLA'S 101 GREETS
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Buckwheat          - Love the 'do
Cindy Crawford     - Nice Baud!
Felix the Cat      - You're one hot pussy
Molson             - Love your packs
Tom Vu             - Our eternal inspiration
Bullwinkle         - Nice beaver
John Carpenter     - For filling our blood'n'guts quota
iD Software        - For filling our blood'n'guts quota
Crimson Gael       - For showing us we'll never be the worst
Tempus Thales      - Fuckin' hot ANSI's for someone who's "rusty"
Alcohol            - For making these greetz possible
The Jabba          - Nice modem, eh?
Bell               - For all those "KEWL" extenders
Creative Labs      - For making the cool DOOM voices possible
du Maurier         - For rotting our lungs
Bill Clinton       - Long time no see!
Maxwell House      - Keeping the prez alive
Molson             - For frying our brain cells
Sammy the Squirrel - Eat my nuts
Timex              - For reminding us how late our pack is
The Cult           - Mood music for the mentally ill (BW)
Jarvis Hookers     - For helping me drop a load...   (of troubles)
Tesla              - You're still an asshole
Heinz Katsup       - For making our macaroni'n'cheese SOOOOOO good
Trojan             - Better than MacAffee's virus shield
Peter Pan          - Nice boots
ACiD VMB           - Where's OUR greet?  =)
Future Crew        - "We're not worthy, we're not worthy!"
McDonalds          - We hope to be everywhere too
Kraft PeanutButter - Oww!  You're so smooth
Bic Razors         - The difference between senior & junior members
HTC                - "We're not worthy, we're not worthy!"
Hammy the Hamster  - But that's another story...
Lassie             - I owe you my life
MicroSoft          - Windows: The best game ever
Pepto Bismol       - For making this pack possible
Sleep              - Haven't seen ya this month
School             - You neither!
Booze              - Seen plenty of YOU...
Your Mom           - You're an amazon
Molson             - My best friend
John Candy         - Bit the big one, eh?
Invincible Dawn    - Quit snoring on the phone
Super Grover       - For making me what I am today
David Letterman    - One of my Top 10 favorite people
Hudson & Hicks     - You want some of this?
Molson             - 24 bottles of beer in the fridge... 24 bottles of beer
Black Widow        - 24 bottles of beer in my stomach... 24 bottles of beer
Toilet bowl        - The porcelain god
Farts              - Taking scratch'n'sniff too far
CKLN-FM            - D’RK makes it on the airwaves!
#1 Bum Cheek Rocker- Jiggle it, just a little bit...
Kermit the Frog    - Fuck you, you fucking cock slimer
Miss Piggy         - Hiiiiiiiii.... YAAAAAAA!
Albert Einstein    - Nice hair!
Marilyn Monroe     - Nice tits!
Terminator 2       - I didn't kill anyone
Ren and Stimpy     - Something came out of my butt!
Twisted Towers     - Fine, DON'T validate our members =)
RedMan             - RIPping the competition to shreds
Jack the Ripper    - Not a bad ripper, either
K-Y Jelly          - You make it hard for us
LSD                - Do you see what I see?
Giligan            - The coconut eating homeboy 
Kurt Cobain        - "Any body move I'll blow my fucking head off!"
Visine             - Guaranteed to cover up those "allergies"
Pee-Wee Herman     - Next time just settle for butter on your popcorn
Power Rangers      - Morphuckedupcomputergraphics
Carnifex           - HARHARHARHAR        
Bobbit             - Hail the Snap-Out Tools
Kim Campbell       - Find a job yet?
7-Eleven           - Abududa Monkoke Cury
Charles Manson     - Hey man, they haven't caught ME yet
Miller Lite        - Just add water
Bob Rae            - Just cuz smokes are cheaper doesn't me we like you
Corn Flakes        - Give it up, no one will ever like them  
TRS                - What do you mean it's only a game?!
Alcatraz           - My home away from home
Mony Python        - Woooo!
Michael Jackson    - Gearbox
The Blue Jays      - Yes...we are Canadian!
Al Bundy           - A REAL man
Energizer Bunny    - We're still going
Leisure Suit Larry - Whatever happened to #4?
Oxford Dictionary  - Helping Laserlore all the way!
Jim Morison        - I'm drunk, I'm somebody, I'm drunk, I'm dead
Stephen King       - Long live the Gun Slinger!
Ann Rice           - I vant to suck your ...
Earthquake         - Data to the bridge
Digital Riddle     - *I* invented DARK
Toronto            - Anyone else going to start a BBS?
Molson             - For the free beers you'll give us when you see these greets
Lever 2000         - We want to see some of those OTHER parts
Steven Seagal      - I could take you!
Van Damme          - My grandma could take you!
Kraft Dinner       - The only thing I can cook
Pakistan           - If it weren't for you, CANADIANS would have to drive cabs
Betty Rubble       - You're a babe!
IBM                - For making keyboards that don't ssssssssssssstick
God                - Long time no see
Cheevy             - Meow!