[?7hIf I when the teacher is not looking and writing on the blackboard and all of my classmates watch me as I reveal my butt to them - TWO MOONS SHINING in the light of an afternoon sun They will laugh and the teacher may turn around only to see my defiant middle finger aimed directly at him while my two moons are still glowing brightly Who shall say I am not the hero of the school? œiterature by Stoner