really cute ascii dizzy by PLiNy of ALiVE

"YES! YES! YES!"
alive 5/94 info file by...
mass delusion/alive senior

Hey kids! You know what time it is?!  YES! It's time for unca' MD's
grand ole info files! hah!  Ok.. after that top ascii, I need to keep da
shit short, but lemme remind you that with that 'YES! YES! YES!' comes a
full-on set of pelvic thrusts, courteousy of jim/ace ventura. =)

New Members for 5/94!

We welcome aboard ex-tag member Hammer Head.  His work will
be greatly appreciated and will hopefully be enjoyed by you, the
viewers.  His work is very good, and we are proud to have him sign
alive by his sig!  Welcome HH!
We also welcome aboard ex-ice trial member Abomination.
While AB COULD do something more with some ansis <wink, nudge, wink>
his work is very good as well, and his style adds a nice shift from
the straight comic rendering.  Welcome to ya too, and thanks for the
ansimation help man!
We have a few artists pending, and with their addition,
ALiVE's quality will increase dramatically, upping our chances as
the number 1 small group for 94.  (small means we don't have lots of
acid/ice members. =)

New sites for 5/94!

Welcome to Zenith Blitzkrieg and his Element 112, a 412
board which took one of our eastern sites.  Welcome man, and I
absolutely *swear* your suck set WILL get done. =)
Welcome to Zeppelin of NATION and his Electric Undertow, a
810 board which will help us out with our central distribution
network.  Good luck in nation man!
Information on new sites - don't bet on it.  Additional
alive sites will be by invite only or made from past applications.
Apps are still welcome, however expect a no, not a yes.  We are
enthused about the surging support, however we are about full.
Sorry guys, gotta cut off somewhere!

Just new shit for 5/94!

Well, we didn't have any exciting encounters with acid
members, we didn't get to base jump the empire states building, and
we have been water skiing yet in 35 degree shasta lake.  However,
some SERIOUS shit went down in 5/94 and we think we oughta cover it.

PLEASE NOTE THE EDITORIAL
NATURE OF THIS SECTION.  IF
ANYONE TAKES OFFENSE, DON'T!!

Item 1: Empire into UNiON

This is understandable.  Empire, while very high in quality,
was small and had lost some of its former productivity.  I can
understand this one, good luck to the new union and empire deal.
Besidse.. at the end of this you'll see why I like it too.. =)

Item 2: Gothic into ACiD

I don't get this.  Gothic quality was very good, nearly if
not equal to that of acid.  Why would gothic merge into acid?  Well
officially it was 'so that the two groups together could get more
done'  Ok, I'll buy it.  However, I was really looking forward to
Gothic's continuing competition with acid and ice.  Looks like one
biggie is down.  but...

Item 3: Maestro Founds Nation

Maestro, previously of tribe, broke off and formed a new
group called Nation.  The group is based on Death Row in 413 and
looks promising.  A few ex-gothic members, a lot of tribe members, a
few ice and acid, and it looks like Maestro's new group shows a LOT
of promise.  Best of luck to you MA, hope things work out!
*NOTE: Addict e-mag has since become strictly the nation mag.

*****LAST MINUTE ADDITION TO THE INFO FILE!!*****

I just called up Denizen ][ of ex-empire fame.  He has left
the empire/union merger(of which he was never informed) and joined
alive.  This month he brings a few previously unreleased ansis, that
kick some butt!  A huge yo joe to DN for his decision, and a huge
'check it out' to all ya viewers.

ALSO - PiTT of ex-acid fame has left SHiVER and come to
alive to do his new artwork.  His work is not in this pack, however
will start showing up!  Proud to have you pitt,  your prescence is
felt man!

We also talked with a new artist named Illusive Criminal,
who applied this month.  He has tentatively been admitted to alive,
more on this later.  To find out quickly, either call me or read MRi.

DAMNIT. MORE LAST MINUTE ADDENDUMS.

Variation just called me, and was sorry to tell me that he
resigns from his senior position, and alive in general until such
time as he can call regularly and support alive.  He's been working
real hard to pay off loans and fix his truck up, and the cpu's just
not getting the time like it used to.  So, for awhile, VR will be
just an honorary alive artist.  His senior position has been revoked,
by himself, in light of his current situation.  This is definitely
quite a blow to alive's ansi department, as VR was one of our more
talented members.  However, VR did feel that his slot should be
replaced and this leaves a gaping hole for a qualified artist to
become senior.  Please call 916/246.7165 and apply, no nup.

Mass Delusion/alive.TE94

betcha want to know what TE94 is huh?  too bad, it's a secret!  Beastie
will announce it when it's all ready.. <grin>
denizen ][ - welcome dude!  I've got something in mind for you too. =)
abomination - finally.. good to have you!
hammer head - whenever you choose, it's cool with us - but WELCOME!
pitt - hey dude, get aftershock to bust a big conference so we can chat..
krazi karma/the prosecutor - let's get that mag together.. name ideas?
illusive criminal - if you can prove yourself, you're in for good.
variation - thanks fo' da' snazzansi.
neurotic - so close to chq, yet so far away. =)
jello - are you calling or what d00d?! heh..
beastie - TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 TE94 YES!
replay - ahhh randy, but if ya just come over to.. <grin - j/k>
replay again - co sysop my board, i need some 916 tradition! hah..
to sushi x - if you want the affil still, call this month or it's over..
to crewel blade - wanna help out a fellow 916'er since steve's gone? ;)
shiver/dosage - good luck y'all..
alive couriers - thanks for your work, but this month is da shitz.
alive in general - we're getting where we've been headed! GREAT!
'small group artwork done in a big way - alive 1994 artwork productions'
TO ALL FREELANCERS - join what might be one of the best small art groups!