"Oh shit!  He's back."
Another Dreary(but short) Nfo by Mass Delusion/ALiVE

You dread me.  You see my writing and you run.  Look out!  It's MD's
info files! aaaaaah!  Well guys, this month I have to clear up a couple of
things.  This last month could have been a helluva lot better.  Anyways -
here goes.

First, I'd like to extend my apologies to RaD Man of ACiD
Productions for the miscommunication error that occured last month
with ReDMaN and Variation and Grifter.  Like I've said previously,
we'll all double check, as should everyone.   It's a long story, and
unless RaD Man wants to tell it, I'm tired of relaying it, so read
some old MRi messages.

Secondly, I'd like to extend a second set of apologies to Demize,
our 'one-month-old-and-still-producing-like-mad' Member.  Last month
was Demize's first month... well, it WAS supposed to be.
Unfortunately, it was late at night when I was putting together the
pack.  I was using a ziplist, and going in alphabetical order.  Well
unfortunately my alphabet didn't contain the letters 'DM' and Demize
was left off the list.  Yeah, yeah, I'm a dumbass.  Well, his work
IS represented, and quite well, in the April pack, and we hope you
enjoy and gurgle a whole bunch over it!

Next, this month we would like to welcome our newest addition -
PLiNy of CoRoSioN (in)fame!  He'll be doing our diz and zip comment
work and some ascii login screens for boards who want them.  We're
looking forward to some great work (like that found in this pack,
just hafta remeber 'PL') and those who are going to inevitably
request them may post on any ALiVE sub (MRi or Intrusion currently)
and ask him.

Communication.  The most essential part of our group.  To aid in it,
we've started MRi (Malicious Revelation International) and we've
added quite a few distribution sites and a couple of member boards,
and we've just drastically expanded our central and eastern
standings this last week.  Any board interested in a good small,
general but art emphasis network, please contact either Ryunosuke on
ENiGMA 408/484.2058 or myself on my board (# at end).

SAGA.  Small Art Group Alliance.  This doesn't really belong in the
alive info file, but I'm writing it so suck it.  SAGA is something I
started with one simple laid back purpose in mind.  To promote the
small guy.  It's often hard for a group to gain exposure when they
just start out.  So, SAGA offers a cheap and easy alternative.  Any
WHQ for any small art group(acid/ice/gothic don't need exposure =)
is free and encouraged to join SAGA.  SAGA is just a small network,
with simple rules and minimal polling(3-7 per week, 5 minimum
recommended).  Each WHQ that joins, gains a sub for the groups they
WHQ(art groups that is) and then each node picks up that sub.  Thus,
the WHQ, having a wide selection of that groups members online, can
provide a strong forum for answering group questions.  Thus, the
only requirement to join SAGA is that the board be the WHQ.  I may,
in time extend this to one other HQ board for each group, but not
yet.  Interested parties/sysops/presidents please email Mass
Delusion, wherever you see him 'round.  Oh yeah, if any font masters
read this(hint : big 4!) I need a cool SAGA font.. thanks in
advance.

Ok, enough personal stuff outta the way.  What else happened this
month?  Oh yeah - our viewer.  Our viewer made VAST improvements
this month, which you'll get to see(if it makes this pack).
Internal ANSi parser(no ANSI.SYS), GIF code, shell to deadview until
our personal rip code is finished, an alive member demo sequence to
the tune of 'Wild Thang', and regular MOD support during normal
viewing.  Our version after this will include video modes, full
internal rip support, and a new ansi of Maxx by T3 <yea! yea! yea!>
Cool alive font this month by none other than Variation.
I'd like to thank, on behalf of ALiVE, Ascension and ByteMan for
really cranking down on that sucker and getting to work on some
serious improvements.  Good work you two!

Sites.  People have bombarded us with site apps.  Until after this
pack is released, we ARE NOT giving any sites.  As of 4/1, the sites
will begin to be given out, but in such a small and slow manner,
that only strong art boards will stand a chance at aquiring the
official alive affiliation. (if that means anything.. =)  And one
other things about sites is - we don't give sites to boards to 'help
the boards'.  Rather, we give out sites to help promote alive, but
taking on a distribution responsibility, you in turn, help your
board.  I, for one, am tired of seeing apps saying "I want to have
the best board man, gimme an alive dist site!".  No, it's the
opposite, if you give us a good place to distribute our stuff, your
board in turn will get the alive affiliation.  It's a two way
street - granted,  but we don't HAVE to have distribution sites and
doing so, we want to promote OUR group, not YOUR board(a little of
both is cool tho').  Ah well, I'm off my soapbox..

Variation this month DID do something.  While his pack
representation is small, VR did in fact do a COMPLETE language and
menu set for Celerity Version 2.0+.  This is not like other menu
sets, trust me.  The docs for doing such an endeavor, unzipped,
reach upwards of a meg.  Yeah, a meg, it's a bitch.  Good job VR,
and hope to see that board up soon!

Last, but not least.  We are/were talking with Dosage and some 310
guys about getting together, however Dosage hasn't gotten back to us
yet, so we don't know where anything stands.  pffft.

Other than that, march was a good month, and our april 1st release,
our 3rd survival pack, is 'alive and kicking' and in our opinion, we are
doing well.  All questions for alive may be directed on the alive sub on MRi
or Intrusion NET.  One could also easily reach us via Packaged Rebellion,
the WHQ, at 916/246.7165.

Mass Delusion/ALiVE Senior.CoRoSioN

wouldthisbeatrueinfofilewithoutthesesupahkewlgreets?
Variation - k-weer, and fah-q. - nice pr font tho'.. =)
Thee 3rd - Thanks for taking courier responsibilities..
ByteMan/Ascension - Good coding this month : 'Oh yeeaaaaaah...'
Neurotic - You are to sites as that little dog is to the papa "please huh?
[2]-can I? huh? please? huh? huh? huh? can i? huh? please?" heh! CHQ? Maybe!
MYSTiK/Dosage - Well?  Are two days up yet?!? =) And POLL ME! AAAAH! heh..
Beastie - It's the big BEaSITE scandal! News at 11:00!
Glenn Danzig/Replay/ADC Crew - Messages, think Messages. <grin>
Lord Mystic - Let's get some CoRNET going, eh?
Illusion/2 - Wishing you luck man... stay cool.
To those artists who promised me ansi's - WELL?! =)
PLiNy - WELCOME ABOARD!  Thanks a bunch for the diz and welcome.1!
Demize - Sorry once again man.. hope this pack makes up for it.
Schitzo - 2 U.S. Boards = 1 Canadian board.. <grin>
RaD Man - take it easy man.. misunderstanding - that's ALL..
Azrael - good work man... now you know where to come.. =)
SMiRK - thanks for helping out... hopefully you enjoy the ride..
hell, this has GOT to be enough already...