So you wanna be K-Rad and elite
?Hot and nasty or PD and sweet
?Do you get your hardons from FidoNet
?Do you make your mother hot and wet?
?Grabbed your latest copy of Dos 1.0?
Think 24oo baud isn't slow?W
anna be the biggest in the scene?R
un a TG board with a CGA screen!!G
et all the warez nobody wants.Od
e to a LamerIgnore the moc
kery - Ignore the taunts.By:
Basking in your own "kewl" glow?
IsrafeL [iCE/P
SY]Forged in the fire of those
 who know!!Applied to all the local 
boards?They called you a lamer of th
eir own accord.Lamer - Lamer the wor
d haunts your dreams.You wake up con
vulsing and you scream!You vow to gi
ve it all up again.You feel that you
 cannot take the pain.Then one day y
ou download Gauntlet 2,SHIT! Lamerho
od begins anew!