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Well, although the CHAOS Courier Department isn't exactly the most
exciting part of CHAOS, a lot has changed.  We have acquired many new
couriers.  We've added A LOT of distribution sites, and changed a few
headquarters...

The OutBack       - Courier Headquarters
New World Order   - Eastern Headquarters
Banned in The USA - Western Headquarters
Silicon Wasteland - Central Headquarters
The Sanctuary     - Southern Headquarters
Metal Addiction   - Canadian Headquarters

As you may have noticed, there is no CHAOS Northern HQ listed.  If you are
interested in becoming the CHAOS Northern HQ, and obviously you're in the
Northern United States, call The OutBack and apply.

If you've just looked through the pack, and you're saying to yourself,
"Geez, I really wish I could be a part of this AWESOME group, but I just
can't draw" ... Well, The Wolverine has got an answer for you... Be a
CHAOS Courier!  Some benefits include:

No Ratios to some of the best boards in the Country!
Being a part of CHAOS ... Get in member lists and everything!
Become an official member of the art scene - mail me for a button!
You'll be the first guy on your block to have Total CHAOS III!
You'll feel like a part of something, a vital member!
You'll develop a feeling of self-worth!
And last, but not least, you get my phone number!  Yes, you too
can have The Wolverine's voice number!!  Call late at night and
get a busy signal!  Call while I'm at work and try to communicate
with my Grandmother in spanish!  This is a real bonus!

Anyways, if you want all the above benfits of being a CHAOS Courier, and more,
contact me on The OutBack (305-436-2493)...

If you have a board, you have another option.  Become a CHAOS
Distribution Site.  This will make you a CHAOS Affiliate... This doesn't
really do much for you, but hey, it looks pretty cool in board stats.
Again, call TOB, apply, and if your board is one of the best, you should
have no problems becoming a CHAOS Distribution Site.

Greets/Rags go out to:

Final Descendant - Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop,  Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop.
TiA  GRiM iCE  CHAOS BoA  ACiD iCE  W-X  N/A.
Group Hopper?  Never...

Soultaker - Call my board sometime...

Minor Brett - "I don't want CHAOS to be a stepping stone for iCE or ACiD"
Sellout.

Welp, that's about it, I hate long greets...

The Wolverine [CHAOS Courier Coordinator]